The Huckabee beat:
Mike Huckabee, while armed, threatened the lives of the press corps, which was following him on a hunting trip at his invitation. Then, he threatened the lives of the other GOP — and Democratic — candidates for president:
Huckabee emerged happily from his hunt, three dead pheasants in tow, Oliphant reports. Asked for a metaphor to describe the hunt, he replied, “Don’t get in my way. This is what happens.”
Cross Huckabee and he’ll kill you? Wow, we need to start researching a “Huckabee Death List.” And I’m guessing the Huckster was too busy studying Homicide 455 in International Relations 101, which would explain his less than incisive grasp of the Pakistan situation. And immigration.
He’s not too bright about women’s health care, either. Or ethics. Or morality.
The Paul beat:
Don’t even bother with the YouTube video of the isolationist idiot spouting off about Pakistan at “Paul: ‘Stay Out of Pakistan.’” Instead, read the comments below the Drudge Retort post; quotes from Paul showing just how racist, sexist, and anti-America he is.
Shorter “Ron Paul: Quackery enabler” is as follows: Ron Paul thinks that free speech means that manufacturers can lie about the food and drugs they sell to the public.
